twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

(Reblogged from parkingstrange)

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

(Reblogged from retiredjesus)

wickedclothes:

Kitty Protectors

Protect your phone’s earphone jack from dust with these cute kitties. Or just get them because they’re adorable. Currently on sale for just $6.39 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

(Reblogged from wickedclothes)

aphgermanys:

when your teacher assigns an art project and everybody knows you’re an artist

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(Reblogged from parkingstrange)

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(Reblogged from humorking)

elenamorelli:

{ night and day }

(Reblogged from sunflowers-and-stardust)

chelseaelayne:

Babes making brunch

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mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu)

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